Nicki Minaj Mad Max “Massive Attack” Another day, another dolla’
The girl in the middle will grow up to be a Fox News correspondent
First laugh of the day (A little one)
Real Housewife Danielle Staub’s Mom Dies →
Oh to be a fly on Teresa G’s wall “We know how they feel about me,” Staub, who broke down in tears while discussing her mother, tells PEOPLE of her costars. “They weren’t my friends before the show, they weren’t friends with me on the show, and they won’t be friends with me when the show has come and gone. I don’t expect them to reach out to me. I would actually be shocked. I would prefer...
It’s only a matter of time before the Mouse has this removed, until then…LOLLLLLL
I Don't Give A Mad F☆☆☆ If You Are The Mayor Of...
I hate everything about this: MTV And VH1 Strike Deal With Foursquare http://celebritygossipandchips.com/mtv-and-vh1-strike-deal-with-foursquare/ “Our audience wants more ways to engage with their favorite shows and celebrities they watch and love,” said Kristin Frank, general manager/senior VP of MTV & VH1 Digital. “This partnership with foursquare and the new Celebrity Mode gives fans a...
Say what you want about my city but it’s the only place a “feel better soon” gift is a recyclable bag of new show screeners and a box set (SEASON 3 MAD MEN POPPIN OFF!!) I♥U LA. You stupid, stupid, bitch. So as I slip away to the office and have my girl hold all calls I ask, what in the name of Snookie is Jerseylicious? Are you telling me this is not an Amy Sedaris/Kristen Wiig...
NY1 Exclusive: Man Passed Out In FDNY Uniform... →
Most interesting part of the story? The girl was named Lauren Hill. Killin me softly
F**king F**k Jess!
“There is only one person to blame for this whole situation, and that is me,” James says in a public apology obtained by People. “It’s because of my poor judgment that I deserve every bad thing that is coming my way.” http://www.eonline.com/uberblog/b172353_jesse_james_speaks_out_apologizes.html#ixzz0iZ9dDPnW
My Inbox Is Trailer Trash
So far this morning I’ve gotten 20 emails about 2 things: 1. Drinking beer tonight 2. A tattoo “model” talking about Jessie James *UPDATE:Finally some serious business: fromIrish Online Promo <email@example.com>firstname.lastname@example.org dateWed, Mar 17, 2010 at 11:19 AM Your email have won £891,934.00 Send:Name,Age, Address, Tel,Country
Dear Death, You can not take any more of the Lost Boys, Goonies, or The Breakfast Club. RIP Corey H.
real housewives of new york
molls: I saw the first episode of this season on Hulu and I am so ill over the whole thing (THE WHOLE THING) that I need to see episode two before I can even begin to pass judgements. BUT: LuAnn is revolting. Ramona is crazed. Jill Zarin is slothful. Kelly is delusional. Bethenny is a fucking monster. …And if Alex was a man living in the 70s and she taught math, she would be a child...
JUST A QUESTION
dietcock: Doesn’t having Barbara Streisand present Best Director, announce in advance that history will be made if the woman wins and then say “It’s about time” when she does sort of take away from Kathryn Bigelow’s accomplishment by making it seem like her victory was about gender tokenism instead of actually having been the BEST director (which, btw, she most certainly was)? Yea it did and...
Good Morning Brown Sugar →
First LOL of the day: NYP Headline: D’Angelo R&Busted for soliciting cop R&BUSTED??? LOL LOL LOl lol..oh ok not funny anymore.
Thieves cut hole in roof and rappel down to steal... →
growingup: They never touched the floor — that would have set off an alarm. They didn’t appear on store security cameras. They cut a hole in the roof and came in at a spot where the cameras were obscured by advertising banners. They left with some $26,000 in laptop computers, departing the same way they came in — down a gas pipe that runs from the roof to the ground outside the store. ...
All this time and I’m still not tired of this song. True Affection+1…+1
So far Friday does NOT blow…so far…
Julianne Hough and Dane Cook: More Than Friends? →
molls: None of the answers are the right answer. Is it wrong that I called a comedian “the Dane Cook of comedy” this morning? …I’m not nice before 11am
“Each of those kids has a quarter of a soul.” Me: silent “What? Does the oldest one have to wait till the others die to go to heaven?” Me: silent
Hey NY: →
From Mz SuChin (SuPacalypse) Pak: “Hello creative friends, artists & entrepreneurs! Come sell your collections, crafts, gently used goods, yummy delights and more at the only LES outdoor market! pass along to friends and spread the word. PS My FB buddies get half off spaces for opening weekend, April 24-25.” http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/eve/1624020983.html
Sometimes you shouldn’t say anything.
"it's nothing to be ashamed of" →
molls: Pissing yourself, Whoopi? Pissing yourself is nothing to be ashamed of? Shut up. “Just ask Fergie” *Cutting Room Floor