jackiesface:

Update on Prissy’s bunk DNA results.

So previously on “My weird looking dog’s quest to find out where she came from”, I spent 80 dollars on a DNA test for my dog. It came back “100% pure bred Maltese” which is obviously bull. So I called them out on it via email (NO phone numbers are on that website anywhere.) Weeks later they wrote me a generic email asking for her picture. I sent them several from all angles.

Now I just got the email above, another generic email saying they’re gonna review the pictures and get back to me in 21 days. So a bunch of scientists in lab coats are gonna look at pictures of Prissy for 21 days and then let me know her real DNA?

I’m so over this! I just wanted to know why my dog burrows under blankets, retrieves toys, sheds, looks like a long haired chihuahua but not quite, has a black smudge across her lips and nose and is the sweetest baby dog angel that’s ever lived. JUST TELL ME WHAT SHE IS!!

And the other picture is of the DNA chart my sister made for Prissy, which I would’ve gladly paid 80 dollars for.

I vote baby Luck Dragon. She has feathery fur and works her angles like Tyra