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hellogiggles: MORGAN FREEMAN READS THE INSANE SORORITY LETTER...

Mon, 06 May 2013 13:59:22 -0400

hellogiggles:

MORGAN FREEMAN READS THE INSANE SORORITY LETTER [NSFW]

by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/15k01nU

Remember when Pusha was A$AP

Fri, 26 Apr 2013 07:20:18 -0400

Remember when Pusha was A$AP

hellogiggles: LITTLE TWINS DANCE TO A TOY MONKEY THAT PLAYS...

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:53:11 -0400

hellogiggles:

LITTLE TWINS DANCE TO A TOY MONKEY THAT PLAYS @KESHASUXX
by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/14SEh2m

It’s. Like. Kryptonite. Getting. Weak. Laying. Down. Nite.

Thu, 25 Apr 2013 14:25:20 -0400

It’s. Like. Kryptonite.

Getting. Weak.

Laying. Down.

Nite.

"WE F☆☆☆ING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:07:49 -0400

"WE F☆☆☆ING SUCK SO FAR": A Sorority Girl Lashes Out At Her Sisters:

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee [first name redacted], I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the Greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR.

This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

“But [first name redacted]!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the Greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

“Ohhh, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad”. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:

DO NOT GO TO TONIGHT’S EVENT.

I’m not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t talk to boys I’m too sober”, then I pity you because I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

-[Last name redacted]

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Wed, 17 Apr 2013 10:40:55 -0400

Karrine Steffans: Lies Monkeys Tell: The Nigger News Network Edition

Wed, 17 Apr 2013 07:20:25 -0400

Karrine Steffans: Lies Monkeys Tell: The Nigger News Network Edition:

ksteffans:

So, I’ve been hearing about this list of people I have allegedly slept with and rated that has been circulating around the internet for God knows how long. I, personally, have no interest in it, knowing it’s filled with the lies monkeys tell. But, recently, I had a thought:

All the men on this…

You know how you are just at your computer, minding your own surfin’ the ‘net and something pops up and makes you pump yo gotdaym brakes. Well this is it.

I love it when she throws out a crumb to the masses.

Marie AntoInternet and you WILL eat the cake

stilljenn: femalerappers: Azealia Banks – Yung Rapunxel...

Tue, 16 Apr 2013 14:39:40 -0400

stilljenn:

femalerappers:

Azealia Banks – Yung Rapunxel (Official Video) Directed by Jam Sutton

‘Broke With Expensive Taste’ via Interscope Records.

I’m not really sure what’s happened to Azealia Banks over the last 6 months or so but I’m not sure I like it. This is kinda wack. What a disappointment.

Girl, please drop anotha track

hellogiggles: WATCH @IAMBECKYG IN BECKY FROM THE BLOCK by...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 10:40:17 -0400

hellogiggles:

WATCH @IAMBECKYG IN BECKY FROM THE BLOCK

by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/ZQtFPu

Damn, now I want LAX Tacos for lunch

S*!#

hellogiggles: JOE JONAS RESPONDS IN THE BEST CELEBRITY DATE...

Sun, 14 Apr 2013 07:20:12 -0400

hellogiggles:

JOE JONAS RESPONDS IN THE BEST CELEBRITY DATE VIDEO EVER!

by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/16TLtZ7

officialjld: Thank u Mr Vice President 4 yummy...

Sat, 13 Apr 2013 20:57:22 -0400

officialjld:

Thank u Mr Vice President 4 yummy lunch,unforgettable conversation,& groovy ride 2 an…undisclosed location! @VeepHBO @VP @JoeBiden #veep

View more Julia Louis-Dreyfus on WhoSay

flavorpill: thefader: 2 CHAINZ IS GOING TO BE ON LAW AND ORDER...

Fri, 12 Apr 2013 07:20:25 -0400

flavorpill:

thefader:

2 CHAINZ IS GOING TO BE ON LAW AND ORDER SVU

[CAPTION THIS]

Is this something that would make Ice-T jealous?

belindapendragon: sweet-lady1823: welcome2bashment: rhapsodist...

Thu, 11 Apr 2013 21:41:56 -0400

belindapendragon:

sweet-lady1823:

welcome2bashment:

rhapsodistramblings:

severalchainz:

kegelkween:

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OH NO. THE JAY Z’S!!!!

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I CANT EVEN CLOSE MY MOUTH

Seriously when did Stacey Dash go fucking cray cray??? She sounding coo coo like Herman Cain, Sarah Palin and the like…SMDH!!!

@writinginbed: In a recent article on Forbes.com by Meghan Casserly titled “Is...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 18:32:15 -0400

@writinginbed: In a recent article on Forbes.com by Meghan Casserly titled “Is...:

writinginbed:

In a recent article on Forbes.com by Meghan Casserly titled “Is ‘Girly’ Women’s Media Harmful To Women? Yes, No, Maybe.” the author attempted to explore some of the facets of HelloGiggles, and in doing so missed several great features in the site. HelloGiggles is being accused of…

molls: Blaire put this on a mix for me a minute ago and...

Fri, 29 Mar 2013 07:20:07 -0400

molls:

Blaire put this on a mix for me a minute ago and whenever it comes on in the car, I bug the fuck out.

Beat’s crazed.

photojojo: Latest Japanese school girl photo craze! Faux Dragon...

Thu, 28 Mar 2013 18:51:34 -0400

photojojo:

Latest Japanese school girl photo craze! Faux Dragon Ball attacks!

We’re totes gonna try this one. You just need a little timing and knee-highs.

Japanese School Girls Dragon Ball Re-Enactments

(Thanks, Selina!)

When power house meets brick house Love RC!

Tue, 26 Mar 2013 07:20:09 -0400

When power house meets brick house

Love RC!

hellogiggles: #HUNTY, YOU WILL NOT NEED CAMO by Blaire...

Fri, 22 Mar 2013 07:20:03 -0400

hellogiggles:

#HUNTY, YOU WILL NOT NEED CAMO

by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/12D5RPV

hellogiggles: WATCH #CHRISHADFIELD MAKE A SANDWICH IN SPACE! by...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 10:40:19 -0400

hellogiggles:

WATCH #CHRISHADFIELD MAKE A SANDWICH IN SPACE!

by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/WWaqNg

hellogiggles: WATCH #CHRISHADFIELD MAKE A SANDWICH IN SPACE! by...

Thu, 21 Mar 2013 07:20:17 -0400

hellogiggles:

WATCH #CHRISHADFIELD MAKE A SANDWICH IN SPACE!

by Blaire Bercy

http://bit.ly/WWaqNg